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Beware of Getting Addicted to Paxil
Are you currently taking Paxil to treat depression or anxiety or any number of other mental disorders? Have you ever missed a dose and wandered why you feel so bad? Well, the answer may shock you. You feel bad when you miss a dose of Paxil because you are addicted to this drug. No joke. Paxil has created a drug addiction for you.
Recently, it was discovered that GlaxoSmithKline concealed important information regarding the addicting components of Paxil. Many patients who are taking Paxil to treat depression, anxiety, or other mental problems are not even aware that they are addicted to Paxil.
Nothing is known about the addiction until after they stop taking the drug and begin to feel withdrawal symptoms. There was no way for patients to know that they had become addicted to Paxil because GlaxoSmithKline failed to properly inform the public and authorities about the addicting elements.
Some of the common withdrawal symptoms that an individual may experience are intense insomnia, vivid dreams and hallucinations, confusion, increased feelings of sadness, anxiety, or depression, increased thoughts of suicide and violence, panic attacks, slurred speech, headaches, profuse sweating (especially at night), loss of appetite, hypersensitivity to light, sounds, and movement, nausea, cramping, diarrhea, cramps and blurred vision. These are only a sample of the more common withdrawal symptoms that Paxil takers experience after stopping the intake of the drug.
Not all people will experience the same withdrawal symptoms when they stop taking Paxil. This is because each person is a unique individual. It is very possible to experience more than one of these withdrawal symptoms at the same time and some will experience them to a more severe degree than others.
If you are experiencing many of the listed symptoms or others, you should write down the symptoms and what the severity is and how long they last. You should tell your doctor about your symptoms and ask them what treatment would be best to treat the withdrawal symptoms.
These withdrawal symptoms are severe enough to cause other illnesses that could possibly be life threatening. Therefore, if you have been taking Paxil and have recently stopped taking it and are experiencing any of these withdrawal symptoms or other you should contact a Paxil attorney as soon as possible.
You could possibly have a lawsuit filed against the makers of Paxil. A Paxil attorney can explain a valid lawsuit in more detail and help you determine what recourse you have. After suffering the effects of Paxil, you deserve justice, so call the Paxil attorney as soon as possible to discuss your case.
About the Author
Nick Johnson is lead counsel with Johnson Law Group. Johnson represents plaintiffs in many states and focuses on injury cases involving Fen-Phen and PPH, Paxil, Mesothelioma and Nursing Home Abuse. Call 1-888-311-5522 today or visit http://www.johnsonlawgroup.com
How do you treat Dissociative Identity Disorder?
What is the treatment for multiple personality disorder? Assuming it is real and involves a young man with five or six alternate personalities, what kind of therapy should he get? In this fictional case, the split was caused by sexual abuse and witnessing the murder or a fellow captive.
What kind of drugs?
What kind of talking?
Anything with Rational Emotional Therapy that would work?
What would stand in the way of success?
CAN he be cured?
Go ahead and make a group therapy joke, as long as you also answer the question. Thanks.
psychotherapy and supportive therapy play a big role in treating DID. The optimal goal of therapy would be the integration of all of the personalities, but in order for this to happen, a level of comfort between the patient and the therapist is extremely important. A reason integration may not occur is because the patient feels they are destroying an aspect of their personality. A lot of patients with DID have tend to have depression and anxiety so medications can be used to treat these aspects. Patients with severe depression may receive electroconvulsive therapy. However, when it comes to medication, some patients resist because they feel they are being controlled (this could lead to further traumatization). Controlling stress levels also plays a role in treatment as it is widely accepted that DID is a coping mechanism for stressful or traumatic situations (like witnessing murder or sexual abuse). DID is spoken of in terms of “treatment” not “cures;” management of the problem can only be achieved if the patient remains committed.
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